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headspace-hotel:

naggingatlas:

captain-price-unofficially:

ashestoashesjc:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

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We have no letters Kathleen!

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  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
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we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

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What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators

whatsloveanyway:

ralfmaximus:

bakuen:

knightofleo:

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

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Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

Really glad it clarified everything in the same post and for the warning to be cautious going forward cuz after the 1st tweet for a second I was like, “welp, guess we hate Matt Damon now” (which is also on me, shouldn’t just take everything at face value especially on subjects you’re so heated about).

piratecrew:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it’s all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he’s experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward’s potential and how much he holds himself back

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redwing:

I think what you fixated on during the first 2020 covid lockdown pandemic informs a lot about how your upcoming covid years would eventually play out . MBTIs but for mental deterioration in isolation

luulapants:

My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

I said, “That’s just not true. Sometimes what doesn’t kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized.”

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, “It’s like wood glue.”

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, “Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?”

I did.

“But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn’t hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we’d never fixed them at all. You’ve got to give these things time to set.”

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that’s not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn’t kill you doesn’t actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn’t made you stronger than you were before, you’re probably not done healing. You’ve got to give these things time to set.

love-and-socialism:

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Incredible. They’re so close to getting it.

teslacarbombs-deactivated202212:

im just fucking with you your honor

the-astro-ambassadors:

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

how2forgive:

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

nicollekidman:

most disappointing type of spotify playlist is when the cover is like a classic painting and the title is super niche and long like “the wind grips my heart with icy terror but i walk into the fire” and then all the music is like. top 40 pop.

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Anonymous sent -

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

headspace-hotel:

naggingatlas:

captain-price-unofficially:

ashestoashesjc:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

image

We have no letters Kathleen!

image
  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
image

we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

image

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators

Posted 5 days ago with 42,576 notes.
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whatsloveanyway:

ralfmaximus:

bakuen:

knightofleo:

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

image
image
image

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

Really glad it clarified everything in the same post and for the warning to be cautious going forward cuz after the 1st tweet for a second I was like, “welp, guess we hate Matt Damon now” (which is also on me, shouldn’t just take everything at face value especially on subjects you’re so heated about).

Posted 5 days ago with 48,828 notes.
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piratecrew:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it’s all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he’s experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward’s potential and how much he holds himself back

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redwing:

I think what you fixated on during the first 2020 covid lockdown pandemic informs a lot about how your upcoming covid years would eventually play out . MBTIs but for mental deterioration in isolation

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luulapants:

My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

I said, “That’s just not true. Sometimes what doesn’t kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized.”

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, “It’s like wood glue.”

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, “Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?”

I did.

“But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn’t hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we’d never fixed them at all. You’ve got to give these things time to set.”

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that’s not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn’t kill you doesn’t actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn’t made you stronger than you were before, you’re probably not done healing. You’ve got to give these things time to set.

Posted 7 months ago with 121,104 notes.
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love-and-socialism:

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Incredible. They’re so close to getting it.

Posted 7 months ago with 80,693 notes.
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teslacarbombs-deactivated202212:

im just fucking with you your honor

Posted 7 months ago with 25,213 notes.
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Posted 7 months ago with 29,446 notes.
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the-astro-ambassadors:

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

Posted 7 months ago with 62,248 notes.
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how2forgive:

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

Posted 7 months ago with 74,012 notes.
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nicollekidman:

most disappointing type of spotify playlist is when the cover is like a classic painting and the title is super niche and long like “the wind grips my heart with icy terror but i walk into the fire” and then all the music is like. top 40 pop.

Posted 7 months ago with 17,367 notes.